It all started when I was only 10 months old...

Fishing 4/15/08 with my dad... small bass, big beer.

Babyfaced for the 1st time in over a decade (2/28/08)! Don't worry, I grew it right back.

With some Mickey's models at UFC 78: Validation, in Newark NJ on 11/17/07.

On 1/11/07 I drank a 22oz Cool Colt that was at least 12 years old, with thick swirls & fleshy chunks floating around inside. Menthol flavored malt liquor is like drinking liquid Newports. Awful.

KNOW YOUR MALTS!

Peep the Schlitz 'Blue Bull' tatt (& fix that lump in your pants homo)! Thanks out to Petey at Immortal Ink in Clinton, NJ!

And now peep my newly finished tribal "40" tatt! Props out to Sam at Fat Kat Tattoo in Keyport, NJ!

This photo was taken for Imbibe Magazine, but not used in their article - it's how THE KING swills on a stoop!

Photo used in Weird NJ (October 2006 issue)!

Went with my girlfriend to the "Celebration of the Suds", a beer festival in Atlantic City, on 3/18/06!

"Malt gangsta" (2/18/06)

At the corner of Madison & Marcus Garvey in Brooklyn NYC! (1/7/06)

Celebrating the birth of the Lord! (12/25/05)

Look into my eyes and realize your role as a weak sauce wanksta when compared to me!

Draining some 40s while camping with my girlfriend! (Sept'05)

Reppin oldschool & newschool Crazy Horses in my basement! (photo featured in Honest Mag, 9/1/05)

Lovin the OE800... peep the shirt & peep the bottles, no bottle is the same... (photo featured in Vintage Gear Addits, 5/1/05)

40oz King! (photo featured in Yellow Rat Bastard, Oct/Nov 2003 issue)

There's nothing like a cold beer in a hot shower... yeah it's a 12oz Bud, so what?

Yes, the guns are as real as the 40s... but none of it is mine. Due respect to 40oz Crew member White Mike who let us play with his weapons in Long Island!

Drinking a Dakota Kick 40oz outside... what do you know about 40s like Dakota Kick? NOTHING.

Camping with some co-workers from Lone Star (October 2004) and reppin the Mickeys 40 in style!

My expression after taking a guzzle from a HOT Magnum 40oz that was baking outside in the summer heat one afternoon during the 1st Annual Meeting of the Minds in Chicago (August 2004)!

Mortgage broker by day, 40oz slob by night!

Malt gangsta.

Blue fishing at night in August 2004, gettin bloody, & swillin 22oz of Maximus Super 8.9%!

More fishing in August 2004, this time for fluke & with a Silver Thunder 40!

At a 2 Live Crew show @ Club 218 in Philly (6/12/04)! Afterwards went to a party where I was chillin with pro wrestler Billy Reil ("The Human Highlight Reel") who was givin me some, let's just say, "interesting" insider info! hahaha

Hell, even I can guzz too much... but keep in mind this photo was taken many years ago, to puke now off beer is for weak sauce wankstas.

Chillin in some dirt-ass motel during a roadtrip 40 hunt...

...more I drink, the less clothes I wear.

You think malt licka is good when you drink it? Try snorting it... the snot situation is incredible. We completely ruined this roach motel!

Phat Boy, one of the coolest 40s ever (now long since discontinued) was one of the healthiest, having ginseng in it!

The only sweets I needed on Halloween 2000 was my sweet 64oz Olde English!