White Mike came the farthest & was the 1st to arrive - him, my wife & I get things started

Denis & Erin left before the chaos began

Beerface, Ford & White Mike still early in the evening

My dining room ceiling is wet... don't remember how that happened but probably my fault. I was told I punched the beer pong table & made all the cups fall off (and threw tomatos at the other team's cups)

Shottie!

White Mike feeding me chicken off sharp knives

I am a waste

Tres Quesos, me & Mikey

I don't know... did I pee on my wife's car? I was already wet when I went out there so I know I didn't pee on myself at least...

Shottie eating melon?!

All sorts of liquor & mess was going on that night

My wife passed out on the bathroom floor... I leaned over her & clogged our sink with my puke.

I joined her for a bit

Then I came back to life & partied for a couple more hours

I'm "assed out" in the grass

Shottie & White Mike saggin in the grass too

I punched, elbowed & headbutted my living room wall

Some of the mess

Nice face asshole!

Late night drunken belligerent video

Spilled food EVERYWHERE... several colonies of ants taking advantage the next morning

The next morning, plunging my clogged puke filled sink

Video taken after waking up the next morning, showcasing the mess