Yep, another assed-out photo of your fearless leader. I woke up at 7:43am with my shoes & clothes on, on top of a perfectly made bed. Sucked.

And so day 2 begins... Check out the views from the balcony outside our hotel rooms!

A bunch of fat tattooed wastes loungin on the beach

After some beach, I ripped a quick shower but nitz011 had to take a piss halfway thru my shaving session so I got distracted... I give 0 fucks.

Fuck a razor burn!

64 & John Holmes did some ride that flung 'em into the clouds...

...but White Mike gave no fucks either.

Meanwhile, Shottie hung out with a goddamn lobster.

Rip some raw oysters.

Ate those damn cheeseballs at Steaks Unlimited that that faggot-ass Tommy hyped-up on that shitty MTV "True Life" show. Cheeseballs were overrated. Eat 6 & you wanna kill yourself... I still ate probably 40 of 'em tho.

Back at the hotel balcony, White Mike rippin a funnel...

...as do I...

...and Shottie, only he's a slob. That bong was 1 of my souveniers from this trip (notice all the crew's signatures).

Consuming huge Three Bros pizza slices with a side order of cheese fries thrown on top... absolutely delicious, I kid you not! Nice face tho.

The traditional slob-ass face.

shizzaun & sippin apache

Apparently sippin apache went up to this "lady" on the left & told her, in his french canadian accent, that he "liked her tits"... and took a photo of nitz next to 'em. No further comment, your honor.

Boardwalk Seaport Inn should use this on their website for advertising.