Team Canada never made it out with the rest of us on night 2, thanks to that big ol' Mad Dog!

The 40oz Crew takes on The Bamboo Bar, where I fingered dollazz's chinhole.

Rip some fishbowls like faggots. I just wanted the squeaky alligator (my 2nd souvenier of the trip). And somehow the jew of the crew paid the $29 for this alcoholic masterpiece!

I think the fishbowl is what led to the eventual downfall of 64... that, plus the multiple cups of straight Jagermeister we pounded.

The "40oz Crew" is really just a cover for the "40oz Faggots Crew". Do some pinky raises.

Can you really look tough drinking the fishbowl?

Kill me.

John Holmes is the proud recipient of the 2nd rubber alligator that it came with. Kill him too.

The only "cool" way to do a fishbowl.

64 hittin on fat chicks

Slores...

...do as we say.

dollazz... man... this fuckin' guy stole some cripple's cane!!!

64 saggin... him, dollazz & I were the last 3 crew standing!

Do some one-eye-drunk-focusing! Is peeing on banks a federal offense?

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9...

...10! T-K-O!

dollazz doin some Cirque du Soleil type shit!

64 rippin Lunchables outside 7-11 at 4am!

And that's where the 2 of them wound up. I can't believe I was the last man standing for once!

The following morning, White Mike woke up to this outside his hotel room door...