Bruz: This dusty old brew had been sitting warm in the same spot for over a year until my bud "Frost" told me about it & I bought it for a "fresh" review. After a couple days of being chilled, I popped the cap & it immediately began to fizz everywhere relentlessly. I tried sucking down the foam to keep it from spilling all over me. It has a kinda unique flavor... hard to describe, not too good yet not too bad. "Spicy", "wheaty", "imported", & "dirty" all come to mind while drinking this. It's kinda like a cross between Samuel Adams + Haffenreffer's Private Stock. This 40 made me pee violently 3 times before I even finished it. The swill tasted like rot, and the whole 40 resulted in NO buzz. Rating: 6/10 swills

ImissMy64oz: i used to drink the fuck out lowenbrau 40s in the late 90s. the last time i had it i had 3 lowenbrau 40s while this bulgarian gypsy girl was belly dancing in front of me for about 3 hours. she was ripped and i was crushing back the lowenbrau 40s. she was about 17 and her parents had left her in the USA because they ran into immagration problems so she was living at a friend of mines familys house. i got crunked off the lowenbrau with its imported taste. the fucking lowenbrau was awesome. comprabale to drinking a becks in a 40 imagine that! good shit real good shit

Tiger Tai: I have fond memories of drinking Lowenbrau and smokin herb at Frostburg when we went to visit my boy. Lowenbrau doesn't taste too bad unless it gets warm and has a decent buzz factor.. I'd give Lowenbrau 6 of 10 Swills.