Bruz: Got this off eBay for $0.99! These were produced for a flooding that occurred in the spring one year in the early 90's. Some residents private water supply was compromised and as a result the Miller Brewing Company decided to bottle water and distribute it. The bottles appear to come from the Owens-Illinois glass plant which is also defunct near Fulton.

DC40s: This 40 tastes like refreshing emergency water.

I'd drink this shit 24/7 if a tornado destroyed my trailer.