Bruz: Brown bottle: This was really not much to brag about - I mean it's decent for a brew, but that's just it - its only a decent brew. Not strong, not a malt. At least I'm swilling it down while watching "Robocop Meltdown" (Robocop part 5, direct to DVD)... and it's a little hard to fit in my belly on top of the 2 slices of bacon & mashed potato pizza I had... but it still flows smoothly enough for an easy guzz. Had to pee immediatly following completion of the 40. Overall 6/10 swills. Much thanks to PONGI for this rarity!

Clear bottle: Great crack; ok 1st sip. This is especially tasty (& needed) after a stressful day at the brokerage. Eating some mini-candybars with this - chocolate & caramel accompany this nicely. The 40 is going down very quickly & very easily. Now eating a pack of peanut butter crackers with it and watching old reruns of MAD tv. This brew feels great flowing down my throat! All this time I was thinking of this as a malt, but it's just a beer. Finished it up with some pizza (the works, sans peppers). Does taste more like a decent & easy flowing/smooth malt than a beer. Swill is your basic bad SWILL. No buzz. Overall 7/10 swills on a bad beer rating system. Much thanks to MyLiverHurts for this one!